Bi-Partisan Holiday Greetings

By andy

For My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures who contribute.

For My Republican Friends:
Here’s wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


One Response to this post
  1. Luke Said:
    December 1st, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    Hilarious.

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