A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, will you tell me how
was I born?”

The father debates answering, but finally says:

“Well, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we then met at a cyber-
cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, a blessed little Pop-Up appeared nine months later and said
- You’ve Got Male!”