Humor: 3 SmilesThree dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles ontheir faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what hashappened.”First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making loveto his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says theCoroner.”Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”"Ah,” says the coroner, “this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob theredneck from Kentucky, 30, struck by lightning.”"Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.”Thought he was having his picture taken.”
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